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 Bundy Cup player profiles 2010

Andrew Dallalana


Nickname: Dalla
Previous Clubs: Cronulla Sharks, Villefranche de Rouergue, Berkeley Eagles
Favourite Line/s From a Movie: “If it bleeds we can kill it” (Predator).
Favourite TV show: Entourage
Funniest team mate: Rochey (thanks for the $50 for putting that)
Worst habit: Can't sit still (A.D.D)
Who would win big brother involving housemate from the club: Dazza. Does everything without complaining
If you could invite 5 people to dinner who would they be: Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Vince Vaughn, The God Father, my Nan
Celebrity crush: Tiger Woods (who cares if it’s a man)
Favourite food: Mexican
Childhood Hero: Laurie Daley
Best piece of advice you've ever received: Nothing comes easy you have to work hard for it.

Cameron Collenette

Nickname: Cam
Previous clubs: Southern Districts
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Cook the man some f***ing eggs” (Once Were Warriors)
Favourite TV show: How to look good naked
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Being caught in public with Josh Casey
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Dazza
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Queen Latifah, Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber, Kerry O’Brien, Shakira
Celebrity crush: The Little Mermaid
Favourite food: Taro
Childhood hero: John Kirwan
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Put down the gun and walk away

Chris Weaver

Name: Chris Weaver
Nickname: Weaves, The Weave Machine
Previous clubs: Balmain, North Sydney, North Tamworth
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Tell him he’s dreaming” (The Castle)
Favourite TV show: The Sopranos/Seinfeld
Funniest team mate: Smally
Worst habit: Spending money
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Dazza
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Arnie, Keith Urban, Jen Hawkins, Ricky Gervais, Gary Larson
Celebrity crush: Jen Hawkins
Favourite food: Ice-cream with Ice Magic
Childhood hero: Arnold Schwarzenneger
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Stop. Drop. Roll

Donny Thompson

Nickname: Donaldo
Previous clubs:  Newtown
Favourite line/s from a movie: “This is Sparta!” (300)
Favourite TV show: The Simpsons
Funniest team mate: Rochey. I love his stories and admire his humility
Worst habit: Eating fast food
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? My wife Jessica, Rex Hunt, Will Smith, Freddy Kruger and Pele`
Celebrity crush: Ugly Betty
Favourite food: Maccas
Childhood hero: The Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Burn the rug baby!

Francis Vaiotu

Nickname: Frany, The Emu
Previous clubs: Fairfield Pats, Juniors Reps with Easts and Parramatta
Favourite line/s from a movie: "You had me at hello." *tear (Jerry Maguire)
Favourite TV show: Blossom
Funniest team mate: Definitely the Rocheburger!
Worst habit: Procrastinating
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Alfie because he’s awesome!
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? The Rock, Tana Umaga, Will Ferrell, Forrest Griffin, Dave Chapelle
Celebrity crush: Katherine Heigel
Favourite food: Chocolate
Childhood hero: MC Hammer
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: "Just do it!"

 

James Roche

Nickname: Rochey, Rocheburger, Burger, Rocheman, Roche`
Previous clubs: Picton Magpies
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Hey ma, the meatloaf! We want it now. The meatloaf. I don’t know what she’d doing back there. Ma, the meatloaf!” (Wedding Crashers)
Favourite TV show: A toss-up between The Sopranos and Entourage
Funniest team mate: They all have their moments. I would have said Hilly when he was at the club because he steals all my jokes but Smally is always great value so I might run with him.
Worst habit: Letting my toenails grow to obscene lengths. I’ll break the world record one day.
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Benno would weasel his way to the prize!
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Tony Soprano, Johnny Drama, Kim Kardashian, Will Ferrell and Shane Warne (Gordon Ramsay would cook the meal and come in for a beer later on).
Celebrity crush: Kim Kardashian
Favourite food: Burritos
Childhood hero: Chuck Norris
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Big dog gotta’ eat!

 

Jamie Small

Nickname: Smally, Biggie Smalls, Smallville, BBB (Big Bald Behemoth)
Previous clubs: Tigers , Bulldogs, Toulouse and Villefranche (France), Berkeley
Favourite line/s from a movie: I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?" (Dirty Harry)
Favourite TV show: Thank God You’re Here
Funniest team mate: Roche
Worst habit: Fighting
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? George Bush, Jay-Z, Mike Tyson, Hitler, Nelson Mandela
Celebrity crush: Miranda Kerr
Favourite food: Italian, Mexican, Thai, Chinese
Childhood hero: Mike Tyson
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Learn from yesterday, live for today, dream for tomorrow

 

Jason Chapman

Nickname: Chappo, Chap-man
Previous clubs: Tigers
Favourite line/s from a movie: “What's the matter, never seen anyone from the planet Vulcan before?” (Mask)
Favourite TV show: Spicks and Specks
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Dribbling
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Dazza
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Cher, Patrick Swayze, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, Emilio Estevez
Celebrity crush: Cher
Favourite food: Pork pies
Childhood hero: Thomas the Tank Engine
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Get in there nice and deep, boy

 

Josh McIlvenny

Nickname: J-Mac
Previous clubs: NA
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn” (Gone with the Wind).
Favourite TV show: Scrubs
Funniest team mate: Wherever Rochey goes, hilarity ensues. What a guy!
Worst habit: Being too perfect.
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Lance Bass from N Sync, Elton John, Ian Roberts, Dame Edna Everage, Jude Law
Celebrity crush: Ryan Seacrest
Favourite food: Fast food
Childhood hero: Alan Cann
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: It will grow son

 

Keith Heckenberg

Nickname: Hecks, The Ventriloquist
Previous clubs: Dragons, Sharks, Halifax
Favourite line/s from a movie: “I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing” (Pretty Woman)
Favourite TV show: Dawson’s Creek
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Missing the bowl
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Dazza
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Richard Gere, Anthony Farrell, Wendy Harmer, Billy Banks, Bjork
Celebrity crush: Bjork
Favourite food: Celery sticks dipped in peanut butter
Childhood hero: Daniel Heckenberg
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Take it up the guts!

 

Luke Fahey

Nickname: Bluey, Melanoma
Previous clubs: Wentworthville
Favourite line/s from a movie: “But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself” (Rocky 4
Favourite TV show: South Park
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Nose picking
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Chappo
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Sylvester Stallone, Sylvester from the Loony Tunes, West Indian Cricketer Sylvester Joseph, Musician Sylvester James, James Cameron
Celebrity crush: Sam Stosur
Favourite food: Pasta
Childhood hero: Ronald Macdonald
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: You’re a strawberry blonde, not a redhead, so keep ya head up.

 

Mase Laulu Togagae

Nickname: Wesley Snipes
Previous clubs: Parramatta
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Always bet on black” (Passenger 57)
Favourite TV show: Walker, Texas Ranger}
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Gym junkie
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me. I’m ice cool.
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Chuck Norris, Jennifer Lopez, Ciara
Celebrity crush: Wesley Snipes
Favourite food: KFC
Childhood hero: Wesley Snipes
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: I always advise people to never give advice

 

Mason Pure

Nickname: Big Mase
Previous clubs: Southern Districts, Bulldogs
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake” (American Pie 3)
Favourite TV show: Outrageous Fortune
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Banging my head on my way into a room
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Dazza
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Zinzan Brooke, Jake the Muss, the missus, Hugh Hefner, Superma
Celebrity crush: Susan Boyle
Favourite food: Corned beef
Childhood hero: Zinzan Brooke
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: A champion team will always beat a team of champions.

 

Matt Lamb

Nickname: Lamby, Rack of, Lamb chops
Previous clubs: Canterbury, Chester Hill
Favourite line/s from a movie: A Eugugaliser: one who speaks at funerals. Or do you think I’m too stupid to know what a Eugugoly is?” (Zoolander)
Favourite TV show: NCIS
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Playing before work
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Keith Heckenberg – can speak without moving his lips
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Muhammad Ali, Homer Simpson, Samuel L Jackson, Megan Gale, Batman
Celebrity crush: Megan Gale
Favourite food: Burritos
Childhood hero: Batman (Adam West version)
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Don’t wish life was easier, wish you were better.”

 

Nick Kassis

Nickname: N-Kass, Kass, The Lebanese Love God, Joey Hachem
Previous clubs: Chester Hill
Favourite line/s from a movie: “To infinity and beyond!” (Toy Story)
Favourite TV show: Seinfeld
Funniest team mate: Roche
Worst habit: Biting nails
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Smally
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? I wouldn’t have one
Celebrity crush: Jessica Alba
Favourite food: Hamburgers/chicken burgers
Childhood hero: Superman
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Live life like a two-headed lizard drinking beer

 

Pat Fitzgerald

Nickname: Paddy, Donkey
Previous clubs: Guildford Owls, Fairfield United
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Get down. Get back to the chopper” (Predator)
Favourite TV show: Seinfeld
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Not picking up after myself
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Tiger Woods, Roy Jones Junior, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ricky Ponting, Mike Tyson
Celebrity crush: Lee Furlong
Favourite food: Spaghetti bolognaise
Childhood hero: Brett Kenny
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: If you don’t ask, you won’t receive

 

Tinetali Papalli


Nickname: Paki/Bucky
Previous clubs:  Newtown
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Show me the money” (Jerry Maguire)
Favourite TV show: The 7:30 Report
Funniest team mate: Mason Pure
Worst habit: Collecting the morning newspaper in the nude
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Donny
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Craig David, Krusty the Klown, MC Hammer, Halle Berry, Freddie Kruger
Celebrity crush: Lil’ Kim
Favourite food: Two minute noodles
Childhood hero: Jean Claude Van Damme
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Don’t pick at it.

 

Louis Simeona Vaiotu


Nickname: Lui
Previous clubs: Roosters
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.’ She takes one look at me and goes "Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner” (Step Brothers).
Favourite TV show: Family Guy, ESPN NFL weekend wrap
Funniest team mate: Roche dawg seems to fancy himself as the comedian lol
Worst habit: Putting on a bad American accent when I've had a few too many
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Josh-Mac, you can’t help but laugh at his lisp every time he speaks lol
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Michael Jordan, Will Ferrell, Lil’ Wayne, Jessica Alba, Arnold Schwarzenegger
Celebrity crush: If Jessica Alba and Beyonce` had a famous love child, it would be her
Favourite food: My girls’ home made Italian
Childhood hero: My Dad
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Ross Brown told me: "When you play the Bulls, avoid Ross Brown’s right shoulder." Great advice for anybody

 

Daniel Galati


Nickname: Gelato, Sorbet
Previous clubs: Parramatta
Favourite line/s from a movie: “You want to play to play rough huh? Ok, let’s play rough. Say hello to my little friend!” (Scarface)
Favourite TV show: Two and a half men
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Being messy
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Bruce Lee, Adam Sandler, Colonel Sanders, Gumby, Oprah
Celebrity crush: Oprah
Favourite food: Blue-vein cheese
Childhood hero: Robin Hood
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Love is a battlefield

 

Jason Gray


Nickname: JG, Gravy, Gravy Train, Whippet
Previous clubs: East Hills Bulldogs.
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything” (Cannonball Run 2).
Favourite TV show: South Park
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Nil
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Josh Casey. He needs to prizemoney.
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Mike Tyson, Matt Johns, Damien Leith, Lady Gaga, Andrew G
Celebrity crush: Victoria Beckham
Favourite food: Bread
Childhood hero: Billy Moore
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Go hard whippet.

 

Josh Casey


Nickname: Freckle
Previous clubs: The Stonewall Pirates
Favourite line/s from a movie: “I was like: ‘Emilio’" (Night at the Roxbury)
Favourite TV show: The L Word
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Not brushing my teeth
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Me, because I’m used to sitting around at home all day
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? As long as I didn’t have to cook, I would invite the original members of The Backstreet Boys
Celebrity crush: Nick Carter
Favourite food: Cheese on toast
Childhood hero: Wonder Woman
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Get a job son!

 

Daniel Cray


Nickname: Napoleon, Axl Rose, DC, Crayon, Sheamus
Previous clubs: NA
Favourite line/s from a movie: “The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor” (Superbad)
Favourite TV show: Prison Break/Heroes
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Forgetting to use conditioner
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Yatesy
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Cruize Iosefa, Brett Dallas, Austin Powers, Rene Rivkin, Ellen Degeneres
Celebrity crush: Isla Fisher
Favourite food: Chicken Schnitzel
Childhood hero: Ron Howard
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Get a haircut

 

Kyle Weh


Nickname: Wingy
Previous clubs: Darwin Daredevils
Favourite line/s from a movie: "Jimmy Loughnan was watching a bullant crawl across the table, and I was watching Jimmy watching the bullant" (Chopper)
Favourite TV show: Eastenders
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Always having dirty, sticky fingers
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Yatesy
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Ben Stiller, Steve Irwin, Kenneth Branagh, Enrique Iglesias, my girlfriend Lana
Celebrity crush: Taylor Hanson
Favourite food: Pad Thai
Childhood hero: Ron Howard
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Keep it on the down-low

 

Adam Bennett


Nickname: Benno, Leeroy’s brother
Previous clubs: Everyone except the Western Reds (negotiations broke down at the last minute)
Favourite line/s from a movie: “I’m the King of the world” (Titanic)
Favourite TV show: The Hughleys
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Talking crap
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Phil
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Orlando Bloom, Randy Savage, Leonardo Di Caprio, Michael Winslow, Roseanne Arnold
Celebrity crush: The chick from Family Ties
Favourite food: Burger with the lot
Childhood hero: Agro
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: Time to change clubs….

 

Freddy Latulipe


Nickname: F-bomb
Previous clubs: Parramatta
Favourite line/s from a movie: “Do I make you horny?” (Austin Powers)
Favourite TV show: The Jetsons
Funniest team mate: Rochey
Worst habit: Putting my shoes on the wrong feet
Who would win a Big Brother involving housemates from the club? Francis
If you could invite five people to a dinner party, who would they be? Kanye West, Chris Tucker, Beyonce`, Tarzan, Michael Jordan
Celebrity crush: Beyonce`
Favourite food: Cheese and Bacon roll
Childhood hero: Dad
Best piece of advice you’ve ever received: “You can do it!”

 

 



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